wheniswarped: -annoying: you can totally tell when someone has a tumblr just by looking at them or hearing the way they talk it’s like a different race or something But there’s people who have a tumblr and then there’s people who have a tumblr.
thedramaticsneeze: hoshigumayuugi: i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early YOU PUT THIS IN WORDS
i-cant-nope: mostlytumbler: jiraiyaa: do you ever just look at an animal and just laugh? yes
inzayned: when you can’t hear what someone says and they repeat it 98 times and you’re still like
knifefarty: if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
fiesta dicks: phunkyvanspam: benedictatorship:... →
phunkyvanspam: benedictatorship: johnwatsonismyspiritanimal: i-ship-an-armada: I read the Benedict didn’t like the shower scene because he didn’t think he was fit enough. And so they cut the scene. W H A T YOU HAVE GOT TO BE…
shaggydoge: shaggydoge: IM LAUHGING AT THE SHOWER SCENE AGAIN BECAUSE BENEDICT’S LIKE “FUK why is there so much watER IN MY EYEBROWS”
joolabee: joolabee: joolabee: the word “stop” has been frozen at the center of my screen for several days now. Literally nothing makes it go away and I just inception my friend saw this post and came over to fix the problem but not before we
This is what Yahoo paid $1.3 Billion for.
addiomiamore: castielofasgard: Holy shit I am laughing so hard
Tumblr app: I'm done loading
Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter
drownedinblissfulconfusion: endermisha: bmoburns: preteenager: HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life spread your wings, baby! you’re a strong independent popcorn who don’t need no man!
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
fefeferi: when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
iwilleatyourenglish: iwilleatyourenglish: once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the...
girlwhowasonfire: I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
jesussbabymomma: jesussbabymomma: is it petsmart or petsmart thanks
h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
hungarian: i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
foxnewsofficial: i live for animals doing people things
leftforbed: leftforbed: mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn why would the movie eat my popcorn nevermind i get it
tavroctavio: THE SADDEST DEATH IN A MOVIE I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED
flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
junsylvia: DELETED SHOWER SCENE OF BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS! JJ Abrams, you crazy man, why would you take that out?!
amon-fire: fuckyourfreckles: rizaoftheowls: derinthemadscientist: stolenpandorica: elisetheawesome: kyoukokiriqiri: why do we call periods “periods” when we can call them something cooler like “bloodstain fever” or ”the crimson horror” are u guys okay Vaginebola Red Tide Warning shark week the red wave
cybermeninblack: if you sing les mis music with me you can’t be all casual and sing like any other song. you must sing wITH THE FIERY PASSION OF THE REVOLUTIONARIES WHO WOULD DIE FOR THEIR COUNTRY WE ARE NO LONGER TEENAGERS WE ARE IN FUCKING FRANCE FIGHTING FOR OUR LIVES
becnoir: good heavens just look at the time
sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this