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“All of time and space; everywhere and anywhere; every star that ever was. Where do you want to start?”
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when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt
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once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house
i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police
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I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
I know I’ve reblogged this before but can I just talk about his expression in the second gif because it’s like “I love you back and that is a fact, that is a serious god damn issue, this is no laughing matter, I AM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND I LOVE YOU BACK”
how ironic is it that that gif looks like a gay alternate universe mitt romney
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It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
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so I was watching supernatural with the subtitles on and then..
You too, Booby
BOOBY
I’m so done.
I’m laughing at this way more than I should be
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I am borderline crying at how sassy this person is
ROLL BACK THE ATTITUDE
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i’ll never delete my tumblr so when my kids are like “ugh MOM u don’t understand”, i’ll show them my tumblr so they can realize i was once young & laughed at dick jokes
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